My life is already so easy, I am hot, rich, and spoiled... so the only thing that turns me on, is BIG, sexy tributes... a loser like you has no other option than to send me money in exchange for my attention. There is no other way that you could possibly be of any use to me, other than emptying your wallet. Watching a pathetic little loser like you go deep into debt for me is the sexiest thing you could do. So do it.