Friday night! I'm going to look pretty and I'm going to...FART!! Oh no! Just when it was time to go out with my friends, my gas decided to manifest itself! It's all my fault, no one told me to eat until I was stuffed! Now the gases are stinky and won't stop! Luckily I know how to handle it! Let them come! I'll fart until they calm down, even if I my entire neighborhood! Sitting on the toilet, the sound of my farts is still amplified! Maybe when this is over it won't even be Friday anymore...