1. Walking up to the spot to release, unbuttoning my jeans and squatting on the floor, spraying my boots. 2. Giantess. “Hey, what are you doing down there?” If you don’t move, I’m going to pee right here. 3. Squatting on furniture, lifting my shirt a bit to piss in a glass and move it out of the way for my piss to create a waterfall down the ottoman and onto the carpet