Just remember... no matter how obsessed you are with my farts, your addiction can always get worse. It would be horrible if you couldn't get hard without feeling my gas blast on your dick, wouldn't it? You'd never be able to have 'normal' sex, you'd be nothing more than my little fart play toy forever. It almost feels dangerous when you think of it like that, doesn't it? Well just stop thinking, and keep sniffing and stroking... Make sure you cum nice and hard for my sexy farts.