Of all the fetishes you could have... a balloon fetish?! Don't try and deny it - what kind of man owns so many 'specific' balloons. 24 inch... and what even is tuftex?! It's so funny, you're such a loser! You've always known I love having an advantage, and this is such a powerful card to use. I'm going to enjoy holding this bizarre little fetish over you, balloon boy. Just imagine what the world would think if they knew about this! You see, I've always thought you would be better as my slave, and a toy, an object. So that's exactly what you're going to become, balloon boy! Or else :)