Hey there loser, I'm glad you decided to listen to this public service broadcast. Well. It should be a public service broadcast, because everyone needs to know, that losers like you should and must be wedgied regularly, to remind them of what they are, Losers, with no real purpose or reason to exist, other than to be punching bags for mean girls. To be bullied and entertain and amuse me, with your yelps and squirks, when the repeated wedgies cause you to be sore.