I know I seem like the perfect little Stepford wife, but I have a kinky side, too. Between chores and block parties, I still manage to find time to make a margarita, pull out my secret stash of diapers, and pee and vibe myself to a deviant, padded orgasm—and my husband doesn’t have to know! Everything’s fine, that is, until YOU creep into my backyard and catch me. But you are kinda sexy, not to mention hung. So long as you can keep a secret and aren’t too weirded out by my ABDL fetish, maybe we can come to an arrangement, stud. Noticing the impressive size of the bulge in your pants, I offer to let you join in my perversion, sliding a fresh diaper under you before stroking and sucking your beautiful cock to my heart’s content. I get so aroused that I start rubbing my pee-soaked diaper against your big dick while riding my vibrator to another naughty orgasm. I tape up your diaper and we rub my diapered pussy against your diapered cock until you ejaculate so hard that your cum escapes its pampered prison. Licking it up off the plastic, I decide that you have definitely become my new favorite neighbor. Come over anytime! XOXO