M decided she wanted to REALLY up her game on the sock sniffing videos and so decided to put on all 6 pairs of socks she could dig out the bottom of her dirty washing, one on top of the other, and wear all 6 pairs for the entire day while we walked around a zoo. I had no idea she had done this until we got to the hotel and she made me lie with my head under the desk. She dumped the hotel chair on my chest, sat on it fullweight, and made me sniff every single pair of socks, peeling them off one at a time. The first pair wasn't so bad, but by the time she got down to pair 3 or 4 it was honestly vile.