It’s no secret that little dicks get absolutely no love from me. Men have been dragging and trashing women for their appearance for centuries, so I say fuck the whole penis size positivity movement. I wholeheartedly believe in telling miniscule men just what I think about their wretched little pricks, and the truth is I find them absolutely repulsive. I’d rather play with plastic and silicone sex toys any day of the week than to put your teeny weeny into my hands….or anywhere near my body for that matter. It’s a shame because some of you are so adorable and attractive, but then you slide down your pants and that embarrassing little bit you’re packing just spoils the fun. I’m tired of you fighting your genetics, it’s time to just accept and lean into your lack of length and girth. Accept the fact that your puny penis is both pathetic and worthless to size queens like me…