Adam and I went for a long hike on a hot day that left us super sweaty! We had to come home and strip down so that you can worship our stinky bodies. The smell of our socks and shoes were so strong, give them a sniff. We know you want to clean up the sweat dripping between our toes. Our hairy armpits need worshipped too, they're the sweatiest part of us. Our swamp ass needs aired out so we pull down our shorts for you to inhale.