I used to have a boyfriend who would accuse me of cheating, even though I never did - so I decided that I might as well be a cheater, if I'm going to be treated like one anyway. And that's when I met you! You were the perfect victim to marry and manipulate. I love to remind you of your place in our marriage and what I make you do to keep me happy. Jumping through hoops, bending over backwards, and watching me cheat on you daily. Brutally. Constantly. And I rub it right in your face, because hiding it behind your back is not only no fun, it's dishonest. And I want to openly disrespect you and disobey the vows of our marriage. Listen to every word, darling. What are you going to do - divorce ME?