Our relationship is still new and I haven't laid down the ground rules so here it goes! I'm a gassy girl and really LOVE to fart so if you want to date me then you gotta be my fart sniffing boyfriend. My nasty farts and me are a package deal and I know since you adore me and love my dirty asshole so much you'll be a good fart boy. I'm not taking no for an answer and I'm sure one sniff of my rotten fart and you'll be hooked. The more I fart the more you want to inhale my ass. Go ahead and try! I have some MASSIVE farts waiting for you already! Put your head between my legs and wait for the rumble.  Get that nose in my asshole and inhale. Yup just as I suspected your dick already got hard. It's ok to like smelling my musky asshole, its natural. I keep it sweaty just for you and every time I gotta like a fart rip I want you right by my shithole. When I'm done farting I want you to stare as it while I make it wink at you. Ahhhh doesn't that look tasty? Wanna tongue my asshole?