You’ve been nothing but trouble since I moved in with you, but even I’m not prepared for your latest outrageous stunt. I am making my morning cup of tea before leaving the house for the day when you walk in unannounced with your dick out. What the fuck are you playing at? I’m still in my PJs and half awake when I’m faced with the sight of you grinning at me with your hard cock in your hand. Do you think this is what girls want first thing in a morning?? I haven’t even had chance to come round properly, I’m trying to have breakfast, why are you distracting me like this? Don’t think I haven’t noticed your eyes lingering on me when I’m in the shower or how you always conveniently need to borrow something from my room when I’m getting undressed. I can’t even concentrate properly now you’ve distracted me. What was I doing? My morning cuppa! That’s right. Sorry, why did you come and randomly get your dick out again? You thought I’d like it? I’m not gonna lie, I don’t hate it. In fact I’m curious. Maybe you can show me just how big you can make it? I mean if you’re going to interrupt my breakfast I think it’s the least you can do. Maybe I can even give you a little encouragement? I know you’ve been desperate to see me naked. Well OK, you’ve persuaded me. I hope you’re ready for this…