I confront you about lying to your coworkers about your penis size. Who does that? Why did you even feel the need to talk about your size at work? Only someone with a small dick would do that. You lie to me too, and I remind you that I know your ex. She said you’re tiny. Oh, you’re calling her a liar? Let’s see it! Pull it out and show me! If you don’t, I’m going to tell everyone in the office what your ex said. It’s so small! Are you a grower? Show me. If you don’t, I’ll tell everyone that you pulled out your penis at work. You lied again! You’re not a grower. I want you to jerk it to completion so this moment will be cemented in your mind. You deserve this humiliation.