"<p><img src=""http://www.misskelle.com/C4S/images/mkm_1080p.png""> </p> <p> You see, I just don’t believe you that you have a big dick! You say you’re hard now, but I don’t even see a tent in your pants. Drop ‘em! Let’s see what you’re working with. You already know I’m a size queen.</p> <p>…Oh my god. Is that all you have?! It looks like a wrinkled little thumb! Is that as big as it gets?! That’s so disgusting! I’ve never seen a penis so small and gross. Well, you’re going to have to pay for this. I want to see you yank that little peen and eat up all your jizz. Suck it off your fingers you disgusting little loser!</p> <p><b>You have to endure stinging humiliation from your date as you come to the realization that you’re definitely not getting laid today.</p></b>"