"<p><img src=""http://www.misskelle.com/C4S/images/mkm_1080p.png""> </p>Today is my birthday! To wish me a happy birthday, I have a simple, lightly humiliating little assignment for you. You’re going to do exactly as I say. You’re going to jerk and sing me the Happy Birthday song, and in order to come you have to be a good boy and get me a birthday gift. I’ll give you all the instructions you need to complete my Birthday Task. </p><p> <p>After all, don’t you want to see me smile?</p> "