Relationships… They don’t fit men like you, do they? They can’t really begin to fulfill your twisted needs, or even begin comprehend them, really. You might be fucking her, but you think of Me. You might be her man, but you’re My bitch. The hierarchy in this love triangle really doesn’t work. Which is exactly why you need to break up with her :) I know you’re scared, pornhead. That’s why I prepared the perfect break up plan, ready to initiate at any given moment, just for My silly little gooner. You don’t need a GF, you just need Goddess. The moment you press play, you have already lost. In a matter of a few clicks, you’ll be Mine. And aren’t you so thankful for that?