I caught you masturbating to porn magazines last week and I’m still mad about it! I confront you and tell you that I think you need to be punished with my vintage meat tenderizer! I can’t believe how hard you are right now. Is this what you want? Do you want to be punished for being naughty? Your perfect vintage housewife is going to press this vintage meat tenderizer over every inch of your shaft. Your orgasms belong to me now!