I've invited you over, my cheating, lying ex-boyfriend. You think you're here because I forgive you and want to still be with you. You quickly find out that is not the case when the potion I gave you starts to work. I put it in your cup. You slowly begin to shrink. While this is happening to you, I describe what is going to happen to you once you are inside me. I inform you that what I gave you will prevent you from dying until you are through my intestines. You will feel everything. I go into great detail, and joy, telling you what will happen. NOTE: this is inspired by what I truly would like to do to my cheating, lying ex-boyfriend.