Is the poor little wallet feeling sad and broken? Do you really think you need "aftercare?" Of course not, loser. Aftercare? What, you want to be told you did a good job with a little pat on the head? Get real, dumbass. You should be grateful I took the time out of My day to take My money from your gaping wallet. If you're feeling all sensitive about it, clearly you haven't sent enough. Clearly, I haven't completely broken you. And so, at the behest of My lethal black boots and My razor-sharp cruelty, I'm going to give you the "aftercare" you deserve. When I'm done with you, you won't be able to feel anything at all. I promise. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.