Does your wife know you've snuck out of the house to see Me? I can tell you're dumb and desperate. You're risking your marriage just to get a look at My feet in person. Is your wife vanilla? Does she even know you have a foot fetish? She probably has ugly feet anyway, but My feet are a literal work of art. Don't think twice. You don't get an opportunity like this often. Jerk off to My soles. They are right there in front of your face, teasing you. Watch as I wiggle My toes, wrinkle My soles and stretch My arches. It feels too good to cheat on your wife with My feet. To break your vows for My feet. To adulterate with My feet. It would break your wife's poor, pathetic heart if she knew what you're doing right now and how much you are enjoying yourself, but I won't tell her. This will be our secret.