I have worn my pink flip flop slippers everyday this summer. Because of this, they have acquired a layer of filth right where my toes rest. Does that excite you? Of course it does. You're a slipper freak and my dirty slippers make you very horny. You deserve humiliation, you know. They're dirty slippers! Why do they make you so horny? Nevermind. I don't care. Just buy the clip and jerk yourself stupid. A slipper freak doesn't need money anyways. Just my filthy slippers inches from your face and that's exactly what you're going to get.