I am really looking forward to going out tonight to see my girlfriends. It’s going to be a low key evening, because I’ve been so busy all week. So I am wearing a smart black and white skirt and a tight grey top. Sexy but smart, right? Unfortunately my mum’s new boyfriend has other ideas. He thinks I look like a cheap slut. Ever since he moved in he’s been meddling in our relationship and being stricter than he needs to be. I don’t know who he thinks he is! It’s not like he’s even my step dad, he’s just my mums latest shag ffs! He asks me to show him the outfit properly so he can inspect whether or not it’s up to his high standards. Then he has the nerve to suggest that it will get other men’s dicks hard! He reckons he knows what men are like and he just has my best interests at heart. I think he’s just being a controlling arsehole for the sake of it! He suggests we need to do a little test just to see the arousing effect my short skirt and tight top might have on any guys I chat to this evening. I can’t believe it, he wants to get his dick out right here in front of me and show me how hard it is already. And he wants me to encourage him to stroke it! This is insane! He assures me it isn’t cheating because we aren’t actually touching each other. I simply can’t believe what’s happening! Well, I suppose he’s only trying to keep me safe? And maybe it would help things run more smoothly in the household? I have no choice but to tell him to start unzipping…