I am a male virgin approaching middle age. I came home one day and thought of my virginity and it started to arouse me. This is fucked up and weird. But I had a dreadful feeling. I watched a video online: A reporter asked: “Do girls like virgin men?” The first woman said: “No they don’t.” The second woman said: “Massive no. I can’t think of anything worse.” And the third woman said: “No because that means they are probably much younger than me and more inexperienced.” And another woman posted online that she didn’t have the patience for virgins. What the fuck?! I have been naive. I had no idea women felt this way. I have been fucked up mentally for three months because of this dreadful news. If I disguised myself as a reporter, what would be your honest truth? What would you tell a “man” who is significantly older than a teen4ger about his embarrassing, shameful secret? *Can you pull your hair back in a ponytail?