Hey, you're entering the wrong room, and oh-my-god, what in the fuck is that? Is your cock actually that tiny? How do you satisfy your GF with that little... thing? I just have to take a picture of it, nobody will ever believe me! It's so hard to keep my eyes off of it, because I just can't fathom that a dick like that exists! Has it always been that tiny and... ugly? How do you jerk off even? Do you just use two fingers and envelop it whole? You know what's the funny part? I actually have, well HAD, a crush on you, and was gonna offer you to be friends with benefits, but what am I to do with that? I mean, does it like get a lot bigger when it's hard? I've just got all these questions for you, but I just can't wrap my head around the size of it. And I swear, it looks like it's getting smaller right now! Was your cock hard and is now going limp? Is that what is happening? If so, I really hope you're a master with your tongue and your fingers because that thing will never please a woman, trust me!