This ones pretty rude lol so don't watch if you like the softer ones better lol. I tell you all about how useless that little "bean" in your pants is to a woman like myself. How you could never reach the back of my vagina so there would be no pleasure for any woman. I'm not even sure it's possible for you to have had sex.. I mean what woman would want that anyways?! But I'm going to be nice for a sec and encourage you to stroke your pathetic little penis since I'm sure it's the closest thing you'll get to having a chance with me.. OH and I get really creamy using this alpha dildo too!