Oh hi! You caught me putting on my foot lotion. I love the smell of it, don't you? You like my flip flops? Do you like my feet? You can smell them if you want. I dangle my flip flops close to you and accidently bump your chest with my shoes, but I think you like the closeness. If you want, and you really like feet, you can smell them more often. That's what friend's are for, right?