You know the type of guy that gets to see my naked body? A hot guy with a great body and a cool personality. You know, the opposite of you. You’re the sort of freak who will be jerking off while I tell you what a loser I think you are. Not exactly a catch. And why do you do that? Because even getting negative attention is better than you usually get from a hot woman. So you’re not going to see my naked body. You’re not even going to see me in my underwear. I’ll just tell you what I think of you and talk about some of the ways I might spend the money you spent on this clip of me doing nothing but degrading you.