Hi little loser. Ready to jerk to Me today? Durrrr, you're ALWAYS fucking ready to jerk, it's all you love to do. Listen to My instructions as you stare at My perfection, and hear all of those deliciously destructive things I'm going to say to you. By the time you've finished My loserfication process, you'll never forget exactly what I fucking think of you! Stroke, stare, submit, and shut the fuck up, loser.