You and I met on an online dating site and have really hit it off! I think you're a great listener and seem genuinely be interested in me and not just after my kitty. After you assured me you had a big dick, I was truly relieved because you're bringing out the tart in me, grrr! RAWR! As the night unfolds, I see you pitching tent and begin to have my doubts and worry you might have a little dick. Now that we've finally meet in person it's clear you're obsessed with my gorgeous face, curly blond hair, big booty, and tan lines, so I flaunt my thick, thong-clad ass. Now it is time to see if you were really telling the truth about having a big dick, or if you have a little dick as I suspect. The more guys talk about having big ones, the more I have found the opposite to be true, so here is the big reveal! I reach out and feel your woody through your pants, and tell you exactly how it feels. Do I still consider you to have a big dick? Or maybe you have a little dick? I'll candidly tell you what I think about what hangs between your legs and make frequent references to your size and how you compare with what I like. Will I suck it? Let you fuck me from behind? Climb on top and grind? Or none of the above? I'll be the judge of what is big and what is little!