I know your secret and deep down you know what your secret is too. See these cute lil frilly white socks, I know how much they drive you wild and you can't stop thinking about how they smell, how the feel and how much you jerk to socks. It's never just any old socks, it's specifically nice, fresh, white, frilly socks, specifically on my pretty little feet. You're just a hopeless sock addict who can't stop jerking themselves like crazy over frilly socks. Such a sad case because you're never ever going to be able to stop. A 100% total sock addict.  Admit and give in.