It's movie night at your girlfriend's house. Her college aged step-sister is also here. As your girlfriend gets up to get more snacks I turn to you to have an eager conversation. I ask if I can see the genitals My step-sister talks about, she says it's unbelievable! But to My dismay it appears your dick is actually grotesque and small! Ha, embarrassing, I have fun ridiculing you for such an inconvenience.