Where did you go? I got what you asked for? come on, lets go lay in the sun...Where are you? Oh my, what happened to you, you're so tiny.  I've heard a rumor about guys shrinking but I didn't think it was real. I definitely can't date you with you being so tiny!  You're just not good enough for me anymore, and my amazing body, you're no use for now. Your little tiny penis is getting hard, hahaha! Get your strokes in now, because I'm getting hungry and you look like a snack!