Hey sweetheart, so you wanted to sit down and check up on my recent gains? Because I am definitely getting much chubbier with you as my feeder. Do you like how big my belly and thighs have gotten? I'm getting so fat! But there's something we need to talk about. I know we've had the no more diets talk a few times and that you're happy to maintain your current weight...but that just doesn't seem fair, does it? And I need my man to be bigger than me, to make me feel soft and feminine...so I've been tricking you into gaining more weight. Don't be mad ok? Those healthy protein shakes you sip all day? Well I took a tip from Mean Girls and have been swapping out your low calorie smoothies for these gut busting calorie bombs! They protein powder I've been adding has you over at least 2000 calories per day than what you monitor, AND I switched your stevia and artificial sweeteners to corn syrup and sugar. And look at you, it's working! Your waistband is tight and I can already see the big handsome man you're going to become for me. I'm tricking you into being fatter, and I don't feel bad about it at all! If you want to be with me you'll gain with me. Daisy Dax