you've recently become My step-brother and I already can't stand you. you get what you want through weird tactics and you're the most annoying guy I know! you think I don't know about how you sniff My dirty laundry when you *think* I'm not around, but I am...and I KNOW! Still you use your greasy and slippery ways to stay under our stepparents radar. Today you catch Me getting ready to go out to a Neon Party. you tell Me you're going to tag along, I react in utter disgust. Absolutely not! you give Me the ultimatum that you're gonna tell your step-mom on Me. I can't believe it! How obnoxiously low you have stooped to try to get one over on Me. But do YOU want step-mom knowing you sniff My dirty laundry?! I'll tell YOU what, I'll give you something to bury your nose into. It'll be our secret since we both have dirt on each other. My dirt is just less...horrifying than yours is if word got out. I'll let you (EW) jerk off to Me, your step-sister, in My tight leggings. My ass is so plump and juicy. It was ready to party but now you can bury your face in it. you're really so pathetic, you know that, step-bro? you know damn well your step-sister's ass owns you! you're so weak! Worship and stroke and shut UP! Our SECRET!!!