Look I’m going to be honest with you, I think you’ve got an inflatable fetish. We can do a test to confirm and start treatment from there though. Why don’t you come into my exam room and get comfortable, this could take a while. I’m going touch, rub, and ride these balloons while I instruct you to stroke your cock and if you manage to cum by the end then I guess we will have our answer about that fetish, won’t we? You need to follow my instructions carefully if you want to complete this test. Be on your best behaviour, okay?