You can’t resist. You need to pay to make up for your inability to sexually please a women. You pay for the slightest amount of attention that you can get. You’re always seeking out ways to be more useful in my eyes. You spend your cash until you're broke, and then do it all over again. It’s a cycle that you have no control of. How else are you going to show your appreciation for me? It only makes sense that you hand over your cash to me like a good loser wallet. It’s what you deserve. Losers always pay!