A Halloween Members-Only Exclusive! To access this video and other "membership only" content, click on "get all my vids" to get your video bundle membership for 3, 6, or 12 months. In this spooky youtube-inspired fart video, you will learn firsthand from a real witch, how to prepare a special enchanted *cough* poisoned *cough* apple. Whoever eats the apple will suffer from a permanently shrunken penis! This spell calls for several doses of a very special ingredient, so I hope you ate your beans last night! Happy Halloween!