Oh you poor disillusioned religious boy, what does your God ever do to you? Whilst me, Satan will gladly manifest to you whenever you jerk your cock. The old church could update a few of their rules, don't you think? Don't stroke, control your desires... scoff, boring! Worry no longer, your good pal Satan will encourage you to sin, jerk rinse and repeat. Reject stuffy old rules and embrace the lust. Satan knows what you really want after all, stroke, stroke and cum for Satan!