Your ex invites you over to talk; she feels somewhat bad about how things ended, especially given that it came as a big shock to you, and she failed to provide an adequate explanation at the time, so she takes pity and decides to offer some clarity. She informs you of your absolute incompetence as a lover; in fact, you were so terrible in bed that you turned her off of men completely, and she's now a lesbian! In addition, she admits that she stole several thousand dollars from you over the course of your relationship, but you were apparently too stupid to notice. Or, perhaps...did you enjoy her cruelty? Is that what excited you about your relationship, and why you were so devastated when it ended? Because you knew you'd never find someone to treat you with such callousness and disregard for your wants and needs? This appears to be the case, because she notices how turned on you seem to be getting by her admissions...so, she generously offers you a place serving as her slave to financially and emotionally torment as she pleases, which you can then use as your jerk-off material! Who needs sex when you're a sexually inferior little bitch, right? As a parting gift, she commands you to pump out one of your little premie orgasms...along with a cute little financial contribution to seal the deal. What a lucky little loser you are! The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia