It's your birthday and your parents had to work, so they hired me, a female clown to come and entertain and look after you. I show up in a wrinkled silk pantsuit, with large breasts and a scary ragdoll wig and weird high heels. I frighten you with my clown antics, bouncing a punch balloon in your face. I sneak into your parents cabinet for a nip for inspiration before continuing my routine, our secret! I ask if you want to see my special balloon? I bring out an enormous penis balloon and begin to show you about the birds and the bees. I ask if you masturbate yet, showing how you would wield a mighty penis. You're so embarrassed but you have to sit through the clown's routine, even though you're scared and oddly turned on. There's something weird about this clown...very weird. She's not like other clowns you saw at other parties. Is it because she's dr*nk? Or is she a sexy girl under all of that scary clown makeup and freaky outfit? I show you how girls and boys do it, moaning and legs spread when a penis goes inside. Do your step-mommy and step-daddy do it like this? What about this funny nipple on the end of the penis, do you remember sucking step-mommy's tit like this boy? I do mime actions when you get too scared and then pop the punch balloon with my heel, and it gets stuck! Help me boy! But I just fall over when you pull it. I'm a silly clown. I go to the cabinet for one last nip...hell I take the whole bottle as well as the penis balloon and settle down for a little nap while you creep away