I hear they call you limp dick loser, and the only thing that gets you hard is the thought of eating your own thick, creamy load. Is that so? Well, then you shouldn't deprive yourself. Entertain me, loser. I'll lay here and play with my cute, natural tits, and stroke my rock hard cock; all the things losers like you never get to taste. The only thing you'll be eating today is your own load.