As a jerk off addict, I know you don’t have many standards for your dick. I’m sure anything sexually suggestive like a fork will make you squirt. Your hand pumping motion is all you need. Your mind goes numb from the pumping alone. Up and down your shaft until you make that creamy mess. Mmm, look at how hot this fork looks in my hand. As I rub is sensually up and down my shirt and teasing my nipple. Pump harder, goon brain! You’re going to watch this clip over and over and over again until you associate arousal with forks. Until every time you see a fork, you’re getting naughty thoughts. Mmm, to the point you’re thinking about fork fucking. In fact, get a fork right now and rub it up and down your dick nice and softly. Mmm, doesn’t that fork pump feel good? Do you see how easy it is to program your mind into whatever I want?