Wow!!! This home is SO DIRTY with dust on every surface!!! Looks like a job for a sexy little French maid! I start cleaning the cabinets when I get a tickle in my nose and I can't quite shake the feeling. I start sneezing due to my allergies so I move to another room to keep cleaning, but to no avail. Thank goodness I brought my chikni powder to work so I can clear my sinuses, but something strange happens.... I start getting extremely horny! Must be a side effect! I start STRIPPING my clothes off and FUCKING myself with the FEATHER DUSTER.... all while sneezing!!!