Remember when you thought I was going out with my girlfriends and I ended up not coming home until the next day.. the truth is that your boss pulled me aside at the company picnic you had a few months back and said that he had no choice but to let you go. I couldn't risk my perfect life falling apart, so i fucked him. Turns out it worked, because you're still employed, but I ended up pregnant and it's not yours. We're still married and you still have a job, so now that you know- you'll just continue to go to work and provide for us from this point forward. Just think, your boss has been fucking your wife and controlling your hours, keeping you around as his own little work bitch. From where I stand.. I own you both ;)