I love my part-time job as a paranormal consultant; it's so satisfying. Today I'm attending a halloween party, where I'm ousting a poltergeist who's been playing pranks on the house's residents. I'm confident that I can handle this! But having dealt with the poltergeist, something very strange starts to happen. I can't seem to control my right hand, and it seems to want to strip my clothes off me! It begins by undoing my collar, then beginning to pull my skirt up so my slip and stocking tops are exposed. This is intolerable, I'm surrounded by party-goers who are staring at me as I find myself unzipping my conservative tweed dress, unclipping my stockings, and kicking my shoes off. I CANNOT control my hands! Someone suggests that ghosts may be scared of scissors, so I pick up a pair to brandish. But - horrors - I can't control the scissors either, and they snip away at my silky slip until it falls away, revealing me standing there in nothing but my silk lingerie. Surely the ghost will stop here? He doesn't mean for me to end up FULLY NAKED, does he???