you expected Velma, the busty, bespeckled hottie from the bar to be an easy lay. But as soon as you took Me back to your place reality set in. My eyesight isn’t so good, and I can’t possibly fuck something that I can’t see. Is it even…there? What if I put My glasses on, will that help? No? How unfortunate, that tiny little embarrassment between your legs. you’ll be getting nothing from Me but a degrading tirade about what a worthless waste of My time you’ve been.