You have been found guilty on 50,000 counts of fraud, impersonation, and grand theft. After assessing the damage caused in your one lifetime I am sentencing you to seven life times of torment and agony. Stretching, whipping, burning, starvation, and severe psychological torment will comprise your days henceforth. But first, I get to initiate you into your own personal hell, by busting your balls with my holy pumps of penance.