You don’t even know how I got you to so easily leave the pews and sneak into the bathroom with Me… but now that you’re here, you may as well make the most out of such an opportunity. You love how I seduce and tease you… you adore Me so much, in fact, that you will do literally anything for My godly soles. You’ll suck off My heel, lick the bottom of My soles… you’ll even convert your religion and become Sophist. Anything to keep My pretty face smiling and My nylon covered feet sm*thering your face… isn’t that right, foot boy?