Oh hi… I’m Dommelia, nice to meet you. Emm.. You don’t look anything like your pics on Tinder. Have you been editing your pictures? And you’ve lied about your height, you’re clearly not 6’2. I’m literally towering above you. Quite frankly, I'm wasting my time here. I’ve got myself dressed up, looking hot, only to be find you to be a frankly short and ugly lying little loser. You clearly need to be taught a lesson. As I take you into the toilets, you’re clearly excited, thinking your luck is in. Oh, how wrong you are. Lying on your profile and wasting my time is NOT ok and tonight I’m going to put you in your place. I summon you to your knees and tell you that tonight I’m going to be using you as my personal toilet. Sure, you’ve been a waste of time, but I can probably still make something of the night and find a hot, tall guy. You, meanwhile, can sit in the corner & watch and foot my bills all night. Of course, you’re to make sure you’re on hand all evening for anytime I need to use the toilet. I’ve also had a really big lunch today and that will be coming out soon and you’ll be opening your mouth nice and wide, ready to consume it all. That’s right little bitch, tonight I’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget!